If he responds to your call, And for you gets into a brawl, Even if he’s full of naught, Then do not be distraught. If he never makes you anxious, And you need not be cautious, If everything fits like a glove, Then let him be your love. ~faynosh~
I met a Bartender He was a Highlander who smelled like lavender His looks made me Ponder Maybe he was a Pretender But his eyes were Kinder He was a Wonder I knew it was a Blunder Cause he stole my thunder My heart I let him plunder Cause my fears he put under And no one would put us sunder ~faynosh~